Friday, September 24, 2010

Attention Target Shoppers

Fashion Emergency in the Shoe Department--we have a confirmed Person of Interest(POI):

Suspect is with an accomplice--be aware he has a target on his chest. Proceed with caution. 

Perp has also been known to impersonate Shiloh Pitt.

We must impress upon the public that our POI believes herself to be charmed and fabulous--do not attempt to in any way to alter her outfit. To do so would surely lead to dire consequences at the highest decibel level.

PS--clean up in Aisle 3.

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