To be brainwashed Mellon, you kinda need to have a brain--Take Two

Mellon's Video Log: Stardate--um--well today.

I do apologize for the horrid splice there at the end--the dog started barking at the end of the first one, and there was no way on this great green earth I was going to record that whole spiel again. Well not unless someone offered me a Mentos that is.