Wednesday, February 23, 2011

That'll be enough of that

Ok listen kid, it's got to stop. This thing you've been doing. This growing.

It's out of control. I mean, it isn't like I haven't made concessions. I did accept that you couldn't stay this small forever, remember?

So, we compromised and agreed that instead, you would stay my sweet little toddling boy for all eternity.

I have a contract buster, so don't think you can act all innocent like now and try to go back on your word. A deal's a deal buddy.

And this...

well, this just isn't allowed. Writing words and stuff--it's clearly a violation of our contract. So I am ordering a cease and desist--effective immediately. Don't make me bring the lawyers into this.

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