Hold still? No comprendo

There's my mama with that camera again. Why does she keep saying, "Hold still? What's that mean anyway?"

Does it look like this?


No? Well how about when I kick my legs this way--is that what you want?

Listen, I've tried to smile pretty for you and I know that I look awfully cute in my dress, but I'm starting to get grumpy here. What exactly do you want me to do lady?


Ohhh, now I get it.




Let's do this again real soon, ok?