Saturday, December 08, 2012

Safe in my Bubble

He's baaaaccckk.

Pluses of having Alfie around:
  • Kids are glee-filled
  • Kids somewhat behave for fear of what Alfie will tell Santa
  • Promotes the holly and jolly.
Minuses of having Alfie around:
  • Glee-filled children want you to wake up at 6 am on a Saturday so you can see how Alfie is sitting in the gumball machine eating "Starbucks". Starbucks you say? Gimme some of that kid. (well played Juliet--keep me up all night and then disappear when the kids drag me out of bed to view your handy work. Revenge will be mine...oh yes it will be mine.)
  • There is no actual Starbucks.

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