Safe in my Bubble

He's baaaaccckk.

Pluses of having Alfie around:

• Kids are glee-filled
• Kids somewhat behave for fear of what Alfie will tell Santa
• Promotes the holly and jolly.

Minuses of having Alfie around:

• Glee-filled children want you to wake up at 6 am on a Saturday so you can see how Alfie is sitting in the gumball machine eating "Starbucks". Starbucks you say? Gimme some of that kid. (well played Juliet--keep me up all night and then disappear when the kids drag me out of bed to view your handy work. Revenge will be mine...oh yes it will be mine.)
• There is no actual Starbucks.