Two Thoughts Tuesday: When Life Gives You Lemons

1)  I'm still trying to adjust to the earlier gym class schedule. Yes, it's been well over a month now. I'm a little slow on the uptake. No, that's not entirely true. It's my kids that don't seem to want to get moving in the morning. Trying to get them up, washed, dressed, and fed before I have to get out the door has been an exercise in futility. But I think I may have at last found the solution: serve them their breakfast on a tray in my bedroom while my husband snores away in the bed next to them. Then run...don't walk, run...out the door cackling all the way.

Yes, there's a bit of a mess to deal with upon my return, but life can't be perfect now can it? This is why I have a housecleaning service come...which brings me to

2) Let me just start #2 here by freely admitting that I am a nerd. Of the highest order. It is because of that defect in my personality that I laughed until my sides ached when I saw this van:

I mean, there is nothing worse than a dirty maid, right?  Thank goodness there's this maid cleaning service to take care of that problem for me. I wonder if it's like a hose down or a full on spa offering?  I know, I know. I am a dork. A free maid cleaning to anyone who can somehow turn that particular lemon into lemonade.